These Petrifying Parody Books are parodies of popular bedtime story books that have a dark and creepy twist. Cuz it’s never too early to get your kids into monsters and horror. You can choose from classics like Goodnight Goon and The Runaway Mummy. Kids are going to love these. Parents will love them. There’s nothing wrong with a little walk on the dark side before bed.
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Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines
This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.
Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture
This is some nightmare fuel right here. This Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture is going to scare everybody this Halloween. Is that a skeleton climbing my house? Is he looking in my window? Oh man. I’m about to go all Die-Hard on this bag of bones. It’s on now buddy. You best get off my house! No? You’re not leaving? Okay fine! Then I’m leaving. *Packing some things* I thought you said you were gonna go all Die-Hard on him? I am. It’s hard to die if I ain’t here. Now excuse me while I book a hotel!
The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock
You’d have to be cuckoo to not hang this clock in your home. And I’m not talking cuckoo for cocoa puffs, which I am. Cuz that’s a good thing. This The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock features a Zero ghost-dog that pops out instead of a bird, to the tune of “This Is Halloween.” Tim Burton fans and Halloween fanatics will love it. All of your favorite characters are here. I must have it!
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AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations
This Halloween make your pumpkins come to life with AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations. This lets you use a TV/monitor or projector and turn any environment into a haunting experience. You will believe that your pumpkins have come to life. Your pumpkins will even be able to recite a special Halloween version of ‘Twas the Night Before Halloween, tell a spooky story, perform two original songs and much more. The pumpkins are alive!
What about ghosts? They can be brought to life too.