More like Day of the Delicious! This Day of the Dead Cookie Cutters and Stampers Set will turn a day of the dead into a day of cookies. Which is a much better day if you ask me. Cookies or death? Gee, let’s see, which one am I gonna pick. Too late, I already started eating. You get 4 cutters/stampers. One side cuts the cookie shape, while the other stamps in the details. Awesome. Cuz I like a lot of sugar in my sugar skulls.
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Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light
This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.
The Walking Dead – The Pop-Up Book
Experience the terror of zombies in glorious 3D. This The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book will have zombies popping up your face. Probably give ya PTSD. You may even be tempted to shoot them in the head when they pop up. It’s all cool. Remember, it’s just a book. It’s based on AMC’s The Walking Dead. Obviously. Despite the name, it is not based on Keith Richards. It’s like a gruesome bedtime story for adults who never sleep anyway cuz zombies.
I was f**kin’scared cuz the cover says that it contains gore and violence, then when I realized Al Gore wasn’t in it, I was okay with it.
Awesome Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures
Forget GI Joes and Star Wars figures. These Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures are the toys you need to be playing with. The set includes Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Kraken, Furry Trout, and Coelacanth. Man, I hope they release a UFO playset so I can have the aliens drop Bigfoot off to harass people.
Also gonna mix these with some Gangster action figures so I can pit the bloods against the Crypts… tids.
Skull Sack – That’s Really A Big Bag Of Skulls
Damn. That is a big bag of skulls. You get 12 skulls that you can decorate with, talk to, whatever. It’s a bag and it is full of skulls. It’s a skull-filled bag is what I’m saying. And you know what THEY say, 12 skulls are better than one. I myself plan to use them as mini bowling balls in a public bowling alley just to see people’s reactions. What would you do with a big ass bag of skulls?