Crazy Goblin Made From Assorted Junk

goblin assemblageThis crazy Goblin from Etsy seller laurettacreations looks like it belongs in the Shrek family gene pool. For $2,500.00 you can bring it home and have a neat conversation piece. Conversations like:

Uh, where’d you get that…thing?

Etsy. Jealous much?

No man, I just wondered-

You’re just jealous bro. You wish you had a sweet little goblin like that. I take this little lady with me on all my D and D campaigns. She’s my good luck charm. I always roll crits when I look at that sweet pair of-

You have problems dude.
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Bowling With Jesus

jesus artDo you love Jesus? What about bowling? Well, if you love the J man enough to display some religious art in your home, and you love bowling, here is a piece that you will want to display. It’s full of cheap superhero toys and building blocks, with some bowling pins around the edge. It’s a real score at only $2,800.
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Post Apocalyptic Doll On Sled With Spinning Saw Blades Of Death

apocalyptic dollLet’s see, what do I have in the garage? There has to be something here I can sell on Etsy. Let me just put this doll on this sled and… Wait a minute. Hand me that gas mask. A little bit of wire. Those saw blades are awesome. Let’s use those. And make them really spin. People have way too many fingers anyway.
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Indiana Jones And The Satan-Headed Snake-Armed Lord Of The Flies

https://www.etsy.com/listing/154824009/weird-scary-characterAt first I thought this a was still image pitch for the next Indiana Jones movie that Steven Spielberg had sent George Lucas, during a drunken weekend of money counting and laughing, then crying and laughing again, between drunk dialing all of the Goonies. Nope. This is…just something somebody “threw up” on Etsy.
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