You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!
Tag: barware
Glass Skull Beer Mug – For Skeleton Brew
Somebody beer me. And when I say beer me, I mean give me some beer in this awesome Glass Skull Beer Mug. I love this cuz when the beer foams up, it kinda looks like the skeleton has hair. Like white Billy Idol type hair. With a rebel yell, she cried Glug glug glug! Ahhhhh. Wipes mouth with sleeve cuz I’m classy AF. This is great for parties. You get a set of 4 – 18oz mugs. These mugs are durable, just like real skulls. And full of beer just like my skull.
Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets
I said pour some wine in one of these Bones Wine Goblets, so’s I can down it in my own skull bartender, or so help me I will jump over this bar and lay the smack down. Sorry. You’re a Diva when I don’t drink. Here have a Snickers- *Jumps the bar and slaps the bartender senseless. Drinks.* That’s better. *Looks down at the unconscious bartender with the smushed snickers in his mouth* You have a snickers. *Tosses tip on him and leaves.*
No actual bartenders were hurt during this blog post. I just hate that commercial. Check out these Zombie Goblets too.
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Cool and Cute Day of the Dead Corkscrew
Check out this Day of the Dead Corkscrew, looking like it’s about to do a cranekick, with it’s arms all out. A corkscrew like this makes it worthwhile getting drunk alone, while you color in your adult coloring book. I usually pass out with crayons in hand, and wine glass tipped over so everything is colored red. That’s my method. Seriously, that is one sexy corkscrew. He’s adorable! Hey, anyone that opens wine for me without drinking some is awesome.
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Colorful Skull Shot Glasses For Your Next Party
I need a shot like I need some liquid in my colorful skull. In other words, keep ’em coming bartender. I want to drink until I’ve covered the entire skull rainbow. These Colorful Skull Shot Glasses are awesome.Line ’em up and knock ’em back. Perfect for your next paranormal party. You might also like these scary movie shot glasses