This Paranormal Cookie Cutter Set gives you a UFO, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. Now you can build an entire cookie army of each. I heard that if you leave Bigfoot cookies and milk he leaves you presents. That’s Santa you idiot! Nah, I’ve seen it myself. I left cookies and milk on the porch last week and he left a big steaming pile of- You really are an idiot. Yeah, but an idiot who will be spared during the Bigfoot uprising.
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Classy Cryptids – Mythical Creature Necklaces
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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Bigfoot Caught Eating Apples On Trail Cam
So this is a video of Bigfoot captured by a trail cam. He was picking apples and appears to have a skin condition. Damn Bigfoot, you best get that looked at. You got the mange. Is it real? I have no idea, but if you have an apple tree, you may see Bigfoot since they seem to love apples. They travel across the country pooping apple seeds and making America rich with food trees. Thank you Bigfoot. Thank you for feeding us. We reap what your butt sews.
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Yeti Ice Cube Tray Mold – The Abominable Snowman
Look, it’s the abominable snowman. That’s not nice. I’m sure it’s not that bad. He can’t really be abominable. People are so mean. Anyway, this Yeti Ice Cube Tray Mold is going to give you some really chill mythical monsters. Are they really mythical though? I think not. These little monsters will chill your drink and look cute doing it too.
Classy and Sassy Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt
It takes a real man to carry off this Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt. Then again it only takes a small Bigfoot to carry off a man so… There ya go. Wear this proudly and display Sasquatch to anyone who wants a sighting. Bigfoot is just walking through the trees minding his own bidness, maybe stopping to take a poo and smell a flower. He just wants to be left alone so he can admire nature. And take the occasional poo. Scratch his Sasquatch sack while leaning on a tree. It’s want we all want really.