Have a heart guys. No really, have a heart. Like this cool Human Heart Transplant Necklace or Brooch. You can even wear your heart on your sleeve if you want. Each heart is handmade and unique. Man, I love anatomy. Keeps me alive, ya know? The seller has brains too, but I’m more a tin-man type and not a scarecrow, so I’ll get me one of these hearts. I really heart it. Yeah, that’s what I said. Are you heart of hearing?
Tag: bizarre
They Hunger – Zombie Last Supper Print
This Zombie Last Supper Print is pretty cool. I’m gonna hang it in my office. Look at those zombies all fighting over their dinner. Hey, you took my brains.No, those are my brains. Wrong! You never had brains cuz you’re stupid. Wait. What the- Are they eating Jesus? That… That’s just wrong. Well it is a zombie last supper. Besides Catholics symbolically eat his flesh with those communion wafers anyway. So Catholics are zombies.
Freaky Deaky Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll
This Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll reminds me of that time I was sleeping in my bed and some female alien shows up with an alien baby.I’m all like, “I ain’t paying intergalactic child support. What do you mean why? Maybe cuz you showed up in my room, abducted me, wrecked my poop-maker and then had your way with me? What? No, I don’t want visitation rights-” Then I woke up with missing time and a sore nipple. I think I was nursing an alien baby with my man mammories. Weird. This creepy doll ain’t for me.
Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection
Check out Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection if you want to watch 26 horrifying films on 13 DVD’s! Some are just horrifyingly terrible. Others are pretty awesome.You get over 38 1/2 hours of movies. All hosted by Elvira and her boobs. That’s why they call them B-Movies right? Cuz of boobs? I think that’s right. It all comes in a collectible tin coffin.
Must Have – The Farting Animals Coloring Book
What’s funnier than farts? Nothing right? Wrong! Animal farts beat regular farts when it comes to hilarity. Combine that with your crayolas and you have a winning combination. The Farting Animals Coloring Book let’s you color in images of farting animals. Man, I can’t wait to make that horse’s fart look like an atomic mushroom cloud. I’m gonna color the whole book in and then give the images to friends as birthday gifts. Cuz I’m weird like that.