What the- There’s nothing like decorating with a bunch of half naked, one-legged,burnt looking, clown faced dolls in some sort of mutant breeding tubes to brighten up your home. This Haunted Doll Home Decor is some real nightmare fuel. No, really. I was having a nightmare last night and woke up. I found this Haunted Doll Home Decor and went back to bed. Nightmare refueled! I really don’t want to talk about it. Not now. Not ever.
Tag: bizarre
Dragon Skeleton Found in China
Dragons! They do exist! Check out this Dragon Skeleton Found in China. A bunch of villagers discovered this dragon skeleton in China. It is sixty-feet-long with a horned skull, a pair of dinosaur-like arms, and tons of rib bones. Man, all that sweet rib meat is just gone. No sign of wings though, so I’m thinking long ass devil snake. Is it a hoax? I have no idea. Probably just these villagers playing a realistic game of D and D. I feel sorry for the guy who rolls low on initiative when it comes time to clean that up.
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Guy Blames Aliens For Crime Spree
So this Wisconsin guy faces a bunch of charges after repeatedly vandalizing a home, cuz Aliens made him do it.
Over the last three weeks, Anouphong Inphachack allegedly defaced a residence in the city of Sheboygan on several occasions, doing things like smashing windows and spray painting on the side of the home. Inphachack says that these actions were orchestrated by aliens and that he is the victim of an ET virus. He says that the ‘DNA’ message on the side of the house was his way of calling attention to the fact that aliens have altered his genetic material to make him shorter.
“They are switching dimensions all the time. Setting people up for a bad time,” he told investigators, “I’m telling you the truth. The alien virus will evolve mankind.”
Hell, if I acted out every time aliens experimented on me, I’d never get out of jail. Dude needs to learn to live with a sore anus and being shorter. I suggest hemorrhoid cream and platform shoes.
via Sheboygan Press
So Sexy – Nostril Hair Extensions
If you think there’s nothing sexier than eyelash extensions, and they make your heart go all pitter-patter, get ready for the sexiest hair extensions ever. Of the nostril variety. Oh baby! Those nostril hair extensions are getting me all weak in the knees. At least, until the inevitable booger makes it way into those nose-lashes, or a spider makes it’s web in there.
Seriously, that’s enough humans. You’re drunk, de-evolve!
via someecards
Nightmare Pokemon Art
Gotta catch ’em all? Uh… No thanks man.Get ’em away from me! Must avoid them all! This is an ongoing series of nightmare fuel art from David Szilagyi who is drawing Pokemon as creepy, scary nightmare creatures. Some of the scariest are below, but you can see the rest on his Facebook page. Reminds me of these Realistic pokemon. Why do pokemon have to be so scary?
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