Freddy comes out of your dreams and into your book with these cool 3D Freddy Krueger Bookmarks. You best not shred the pages with your knife hands Freddy. I got one more chapter to go and this shizz is getting intense. I don’t wanna miss the climax, like my peener so often does. Apparently, his eyes and mouth glow, so you can find your book in the dark and then read it under the sheets with a flashlight cuz it’s a dirty book, full of dirty girls.
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Horror Metal Art Bookends
These Horror Metal Art Bookends are cool. Now the question is, what kind of books to display with them. Hmmmm. I feel like I’m missing something here. What kind of books would go well with horror bookends? I don’t know. I’m stumped. But I do know that these bookends are going to look awesome in your home. Maybe put some horror books in them or something. Hey, I answered my own question! Horror!
Skulls And Ravens Bookends
Oh my stars and garters! (Whatever that means.) Oh my skulls and ravens. These Skulls And Ravens Bookends are creeptastic and awesome. It’s a well known fact that ravens like to perch on skulls. I can’t even walk to my car without a raven landing on my head, but then it leaves because I have too much skin and hair and stuff. It sits on a tree branch somewhere just waiting and watching. Waiting for my demise so that it can perch on my bare skull.
This is why I run to my car and never ever look up.
Skull and Books Planter
This Skull and Books Planter will make your garden look all classy and Gothic. Is that an Aloe mohawk. Skulls look awesome with plant punk hair. If this guy had a guitar, he would totally rock your garden. The Garden Gnomes would open for him. He wouldbe playing guitar, flinging that plant hair all around. Kicking dirt everywhere…. And then that hallucinogen would wear off, cuz you trippin’ fool! Whoever heard of a skull hard rockin’ a garden? What’s wrong with you?
Bigfoot Sasquatch Metal Bookends
This pair of Bigfoot Sasquatch Metal Bookends is the perfect place for all of my UFO and unexplained stuff books. I’m always researching. Gotta beat him at his own big feet game. One day I’ll spot him and take a picture that will make me rich. Look at that couple holding hands and pointing up at that book. They have no idea that he is on the other side. What a bunch of rubes.