This Nosferatu Vampire Bust pays tribute to the 1922 film depiction of the vampire Count Orlok. If you get this thing you will have a lovely bust. I’m not saying you don’t have one already, but nothing beats a big Vampire bust. Spoiler alert: I’m talking about boobs. I’ve seen my share of Vampire ladies so I think I know what I’m talking about. Vampire busts are the best. Way better than Werewolf boobs. Just sayin’.
That reminds me. How do you kill a busty Werewolf? A silver bullet…bra.
Have you ever seen a cooler Edgar Allan Poe Pendant? No you haven’t. Poe-lease! He was quite the ladies man so I’m sure he won’t mind nestling into your bosom as you go about your business, his head swinging around. What I’m saying is that your cleavage is the pit and he is the pendulum. Heh. That was just a little literary joke.
Is it just me or does he look like he belongs in the Addams family? I think I read somewhere that he is a member of the Addams family, but they left him in the Lurch! Still, that’s better than being left to Fester! Ha. I crack myself up. And thanks to the safety of the internet, you can’t throw rotten vegetables at me. I win again!
These Post Human Vampire Skulls are gonna give me nightmares. Apparently these things were genetically enhanced to give them improvements over the average human. It’s like The Terminator and Dracula had a baby and that baby ate the world, draining one corpse at a time, then plugging it’s cyborg self into some receptacle and charging up. Still, dudes got a great profile. I’d kill to look that awesome in pictures. That’s like a quality yearbook picture from Killer Vampire Robot High. Picture like that will land you a sweet wife and an awesome job.
Unlike me. My picture landed me an angry wife and weird job blogging about strange and freaky stuff. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Anyhow I don’t think I could type without a woman screaming in the background anymore and the occasional object sailing past my head. NO, I WILL NEVER STOP USING THE FANCY DINNERWARE TO CUT MY SNICKERS BARS WITH A FORK AND KNIFE! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
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This H.P. Lovecraft Bust is pretty busty. I mean, not as busty as that lady I accidentally bumped into at the supermarket, who saved my life with her giant bazoomba airbags but still. This bust will look good in your home. Maybe you can use it on that altar where you try and summon Cthulhu every night. Yeah, I know what you get up to when I’m not around. That’s dangerous bidness peeps.
Funny story. I once tried to do the same thing. I was all like, “May the many tentacle-headed beast rise again and cleanse the world in blood and fire!” It took me a week to get rid of Predator AND Evil Bob Marley. Apparently the other side heard tentacle-headed and thought that meant dreadlocks. I need to be more specific.
Ummm, no. Just no. The seller says that this Medical Dental Dummy was used at a college in Los Altos Hills, California as a practice patient for dental students. Care to guess how many suicides took place there? I have no idea, but I would have taken one look at this thing and tossed myself out the nearest window. And if I landed on the grass to find out I was on the first floor? I would have ran back inside and taken the elevator to the top and done it again.
Check out a close up of the teeth in the second pic below. Kids got some choppers. He looks stoned as hell. Like, “Dude, just do whatever. I am so baked. Let me help you learn dentistry bra!”
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