This Ebay seller met Gene Simmons and had the typical screaming fan girl pics taken with him since he was man-crushing uber hard. This guy is giving the thumbs up in the pic and he is all like, “Check it out, I just met Gene Simmons”, while Gene Simmons is all like “I just had my dinner interrupted AGAIN by another weird stalker.” *points* What we are creeped out about is that this dude thought it would rock, to snip off and sell his straggly goatee that he was wearing on the night he met Mr. Simmons. Oh and because he says his goatee has magical powers.
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Zombie Gnomes Feast On Pink Flamingos
Cry havoc and let slip the gnomes of war! These little pointy-hatted bastards are ferocious. Like happy little waddling Piranha. Everything is calm and tranquil in the yard. The sun is caressing your petunias. The sprinklers lazily water the lawn and recede. A bird twitters and drinks from a fountain. The morning dew still glistens on the brows and beards of decorative gnomes in your garden. Suburbia is tranquil today… Until you set out a pink flamingo on your lawn and walk back into your humble abode.
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Ultimate Pimp Cane: Rattlesnake Cane With An Open Mouth
Damn son. If you need yourself a new pimp accessory(Cause you gotta look good when trickin’ out your hoes), this rattlesnake cane is perfect. It has an open mouth and the fangs are right there, ready to tear flesh when you get into a tussle with another pimp.
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Vintage Halloween Mask With Disturbing Photos
Check out this mask from the 1950s that is for sale on Ebay for $450. The mask is kinda creepy by itself, but you also get a visual history of creepery included in the form of vintage photos, seemingly showing two children in Halloween costumes.
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Sounds Promising: Worst Selfies Ever
So this is an auction for the domain name worstselfies.com for $50,000. It seems promising and they have a hell of a pitch. In pictures. Yeah, I’m down with that.
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