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Combat Garden Gnomes

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combat garden gnomesThese Combat garden gnomes will mess up your day. They are armed, deadly, and full of attitude. Etsy seller thorssoli has several styles to choose from. You can buy a bunch and assemble your gnome army. Each one of these little killing machines will cost you between $76-$96.

There’s a heavy machine gunner, a minesweeper, a mortar launching gnome and many more. Let some jerk even try to trample your garden. They are in for a world of hurt.

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Horror Movie Gnomes Make Your Garden Gruesome

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horror movie gnomesIt is a well known fact that nothing protects your garden like a goofy looking Gnome. So imagine how well your garden would be protected with Slasher Movie Gnomes. If they want to mess with my Marigolds, they are going to have to get through Jason Voorhees first. Or Freddy Krueger.

Etsy seller RevenantFX makes all kinds of horror movie Gnomes to keep your pansies safe for about $53. Because if pansies could protect themselves they wouldn’t be called pansies now would they? That’s Jason Voorhees above, just waiting for someone to disturb some soil. Click through for more movie slashers turned Gnome.
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Zombie Gnomes Feast On Pink Flamingos

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Lawn Gnome ZombiesCry havoc and let slip the gnomes of war! These little pointy-hatted bastards are ferocious. Like happy little waddling Piranha. Everything is calm and tranquil in the yard. The sun is caressing your petunias. The sprinklers lazily water the lawn and recede. A bird twitters and drinks from a fountain. The morning dew still glistens on the brows and beards of decorative gnomes in your garden. Suburbia is tranquil today… Until you set out a pink flamingo on your lawn and walk back into your humble abode.
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