Don’t miss your chance to get this chickenhead Barbie doll for $8.99 from Ebay seller tjsbicycles. They should have stuck to bicycles.
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Creepy Drippy Horror Mask (Two Year Old’s Art Project) Haunts Etsy
It’s pretty obvious that this horror mask was made by the Etsy seller’s kid. Notice the lumpiness. The unevenness. The general tale of tiny hands working in a big person’s medium. It drips. It oozes. Tis the buyer who loses.
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Snitches Get Stitches: Collection of Prison Shivs / Shanks
This collection of authentic prison shivs, shanks, blades, snitch openers and rat skewers is displayed in a lovely shadowbox. They all supposedly date from the 1930’s through the 1960’s. They include such parts as a screwdriver stolen from the shop, duct tape,rope and who knows what else. Shivs. It’s how you make your point in da joint! Get it?
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Angler Fish Tooth Fairy, Breaking Teeth and Stealing Dreams
This “Tooth Fairy” from Etsy seller VodouBambola isn’t fooling anyone. Much like the Angler Fish, who uses a fleshy growth on it’s head to lure victims into it’s gaping jaws of death, this “Tooth Fairy” does much the same thing.
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Fly Grandma Turkey Legs, Fly
This dual turkey legged monstrosity is supposed to be an angel. I would guess it is the angel of genetically engineered meat even though it was listed on ebay as “HANDMADE OOAK WINGED ANGEL. DOLL .WALL OR SHELF —–PRETTY COOL!” Pretty cool indeed if you need a flying hunk of double turkey leg dressed like your grandmother wearing her favorite doily.
You can buy it for $19.95. It’s perfect for priests who need to practice exorcising demons. It also makes a good redneck toy. Just let your buddy toss it up into the air while you shoot it full of buckshot. That’s one hellspawn that won’t be bothering your kin anymore!
This doll enjoys f**ked up thanksgiving dinners and squatting on your favorite trophy, while knitting new booties for her drumsticks. The seller is appropriately named tangles123. Oh what a tangled web she weaved. I tried to read her ad, but it’s all caps. Stop yelling at me! She’s probably on edge from having this little freak of nature zip around her home and perch on her shoulder, demanding yet more souls.