I’m wearing this Mens Skull Necktie to the office so I can be the coolest dressed dude. Look at how classy this thing is! I’m gonna be a Gothic Gangster wearing this thing. I’d wear it to skull too. I mean school. This makes a great gift for the guy in your life who needs to make an impression and look like a badass.
Tag: creepy
This Alien Crop Circle Necklace Is No Hoax
*Walking along a field. Spots a cop circle. Checks it against my Alien Crop Circle Necklace.* Oh yeah. That’s alien alright. I think it means, “We came from Uranus”. Wait, that’s a mistranslation. It means, “We come for your anus!” Big difference there. Also, “To Serve Man” is a cookbook. This necklace is stunning and stylish, with an important message for mankind, which I have just deciphered for you. You’re welcome.
Tales From The Crypt Horror Cereal Monster Artwork
Artist Cal Gee is responsible for this beautiful artwork based on something that we all love. Two things that we love. General Mills’ monster cereals and Tales From the Crypt covers. This Tales From The Crypt Horror Cereal Monster Artwork is just amazing and really should be what the cereal boxes look like.
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Nice Wings – Cute Bat Girl Cameo Necklace
This Bat Girl Cameo Necklace is for the bat girl in your life. Unless your bat girl flew away. Sometimes they do that. Mine flew away once and then I caught her hanging from the roof of a cave with another man, just dropping bat-poop everywhere. It made me sad. But sometimes ya just gotta pick yourself back up and find yourself another cute girl with wings. So you can clip them this time and make sure she isn’t all up in some other dude’s belfry! JK, I didn’t cut her wings. I just glued them together. JK
Taxidermy Bat Soaps – All The Gothic, None Of The Guano
Wait, I thought Taxidermy Bat Soaps were soap operas starring dead bats. Ya learn something new every day. These cool and creepy soaps have bat taxidermy type diagrams on them or in them. Your creepy crapper will look great decorated with these soaps. I’m just assuming yours is creepy. Mine is, but that’s only cuz I never clean. On the upside, I have discovered several new strains of mold and mildew. I’mall about forwarding science.