Check out this Raven Crow Skull Necklace. It has talons gripping the skull as if some other bird is giving this skull a Vulcan mind meld. “My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts”. It’s a badass necklace, that’s for sure. Also, that’s so raven! Am I right? They should have a TV show where everyone wears this. You know what it would be called? America’s Got Talons! Get it? I know, that was terrible. People just aren’t raven over my jokes they way I thought they would.
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Cool Long Skeleton Hoodie Horror Jacket
This Long Skeleton Hoodie Horror Jacket makes sure that you have skeletons in your closet. For real. It will keep you nice and cozy and allow you to show them bones to everyone. The best part is that at night you’re gonna look like a walking x-ray. It’s made of thick, soft and warm fleece fabric 90% Cotton 10% Polyester and has extra-long sleeves with printed arm and hand bones. Arm and hand bones people!
Sleepy Bat Earrings
Are those Sleepy Bat Earrings? Did you have to read them a little bedtime story? Give them a glass of milk before tucking them in? Ahhh. Isn’t that adorable? You’re really driving me batty cuz you look so good with those bats in your ear. Mind if I read them a bedtime story? *whispers in your ear* Once upon a time… *Starts nibbling your ear.* OW! Why’d you slap me? I just love bats. Geesh. Is that a crime? I guess if you call the cops it is. So you tell me if it’s a crime. Cuz if it is, I better get out of here. Good thing I shaved. Ya know why? Cuz I’m a smooth criminal!
Stunning Gothic Skull and Rose Lace Choker
This Skull and Rose Lace Choker is a terrifying accessory for a terrifying, but beautiful woman. I’m just assuming. It has a fine black rose lace base with a huge black skull that has red glass crystal eyes, wearing a crown of chains. It’s what everyone is Transylvania is wearing this season. Again, I’m just assuming. You can say to people, “Hey, my skull is up here.” That will be fun.
Garage Teeth Kit For Your House Of Horrors
This Garage Teeth Kit turns your garage into a Monster Garage. One that eats cars and taunts the neighbors. Perfect for Halloween. Hell, I’d keep this up year round. People gotta know how hungry my garage is. Add some eyes to windows above the garage for an extra scary look. My garage demands a sacrifice!
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