Do you love Werewolves? Then this Werewolf coloring book may be just the thing for you. I had an encounter with one the other night. I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics. His hair was perfect. The book has 16 unique coloring pictures, along with some fun werewolf facts. If you love werewolves, you’re gonna love coloring this book. Don’t color under a full moon. Just don’t.
Tag: creepy
UFO with Tractor Beam Lamp
If you still need a night light to sleep, this may just be the right light for you. It’s actually pretty cool, as far as night lights go. Well, until you suffer PTSD from repeated alien abduction attempts. The UFO with Tractor Beam Lamp includes a multi-color tractor beam and the UFO disc comes in grey but can be customized to any color. It comes with a remote control, so you can turn it on and change the color of the light from across the room. I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Undead Mad Libs
Mad libs? Why are they mad? Did the conservatives win something again? I kid. I kid. We don’t get political here. We just get kinda crazy. The kind of crazy where you wake up and find toilet paper all over the house and a chicken carcass all over the floor, then you notice a Cthulhu themed blow up doll on the chandelier. But enough about last night. Mad libs are awesome. I’m mad about ’em. Even crazy for ’em. You know what’s better than them angry libs? Undead Mad Libs! Boom. Undead makes everything better. Except for your skin. This set features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about the paranormal. It has stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and more. Oh yeah. I am going to be filling in some blanks tonight baby! Where’s my pencil?
Maggot Baby Necklace
This Maggot Baby Necklace is a terrifying accessory. He just hangs there looking gross and even has like a stone third eye so it can hypnotize you with a disturbing lullaby, then crawl all over you leaving a slimy trail in its wake. I’ll take two. I wrote a poem about it.
Tag it, bag it,
Hurry up and snag it.
I just bought a maggot.
Better than Bob Saget.
Austin Powers wanna shag it.
Thank you. Thank you. My 3rd-grade education is really paying off.
Snail Shell With Molars
Holy molars! I just hope this Snail Shell With Molars leaves a toothpaste snail trail, otherwise, he’s gonna have some cavities. I name him CREST-Cargot! This dude is a little gummier than I expected. They look healthy though. Way to go SLUGger. The real question is when he leaves his shell, does he take his teeth or leave them? Snails… Nature’s slimy dentures.