This Creepy Gothic Crow Doll is caw caw cool. I’m gonna name it Alistair Crow-ly cuz he/she looks like an evil magician type.Then I’m gonna take more black and white pictures of him/her. Do you know that the bird is the word? Bird bird bird, bird is the word!
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Toad Horror Art Doll is Both Toady and Grody
Hey toady. You grody. To the max! This Toad Horror Art Doll is what happens when you think you’re a princess kissing a frog, but really you’re kissing a nasty toad. Hate when that happens. Look at that face honey child! I done toad you it was fugly. That tadpole turned a tad ugly. At least she’s all dressed up to meet a nice young man. Even though she never will. You can’t win if you don’t play.
Speaking of which, these scratch off tickets really suck. I’m almost at the end of this brick of 500 and I’m still broker than an ugly toad girl. I’m playing! I should win! WTF universe! WTF!? I don’t want to be writing this blog forever and looking at Princess Toadstool over here! She looks like toad stool alright!
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What Big Eyes You Have – Ghost Doll Halloween Ornaments
These Ghost Doll Halloween Ornaments look like tormented souls bursting through your wall. I’m gonna have nightmares about these guys tonight, where they burst through the wall singing in some kind of ghost language as they suck up the blue light of my soul into their hungry mouths and grip at me with those tiny hands. It will probably give me a little kiss on the lips just before my dead body falls to the ground.
Weird Doll/Animal Hybrid Figures
These Weird Doll/Animal Hybrid Figures are so f***d up I had to drop my glass of whiskey and get a glass of vodka. What the hell is wrong with you people? Animals and Barbies do not mix! Do you want God to come back and barbecue us all in blazing hellfire? Cuz this is how you get God to come back. Damn twisted Etsy scientists.
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The Babadook Horror Movie Doll
What the heck is that thing? It just creeped right out of my closet and peeked at me, then went back in. I think it might have been The Babadook Horror Movie Doll.
I’m too scared to look
It must be the Babadook
Who’s responsible for that overdue book?
It must be the Babadook
The Babadook
He ain’t no crook
Can’t clean your house
Can’t even cook.
First name’s Baba
Second names Dook
I don’t care,
Cuz I’m too scared to look.
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