This Ebay auction is for one “White mad woman!!!”. Under Item specifics it says “PMS like crazy..please take her”. Then in the details he says, “This is one crazy ass b**ch for sale to the highest bidder”. The auction was ended early. Probably because she found out and beat the hell out of this guy.
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Star Wars Jesus Dress-up: The Fashion Of The Christ
I’m not sure if Jesus is a fan of Star Wars or not. I mean he did give us the awesomeness that is the original trilogy. Then again, he also gave us Jar Jar Binks. Well, whether he is a fan or not, you can dress your lord and savior in Star Wars gear with this Star Wars Jesus Dress-up Set.
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Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan
You’ve seen the haunted dolls, haunted mirrors, haunted clothing and haunted dybuk boxes, but I bet you haven’t seen haunted glue…let alone, haunted glue that has been sculpted by lord Satan’s own hands. (or would that be by his hooves?) It appears to us that this seller has been sniffing too much glue and seeing trippy things…but don’t let our expert yet jaded opinion get in the way of your investigations into the case of “The Mysterious Demon Glue”. Read more “Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan”
It’s Not A Good Day To Be Rat Man
All he wanted was a little snack. A little nosh. Just some crumbs to get him through the day, while he creeps around inside of your walls. He grew too confident in those last days. He was too carefree as food was getting plentiful. Someone had dropped a bunch of potato chip crumbs and he was living large. Now he’s just…Another rat man in a trap.
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Chew On This: Giant Mr. Gross Mouth
Giant Mr. Gross Mouth is here to scare all of the kiddies away from the harmful effects of smokeless tobacco. (Drugs are bad..Mmmmkay?) If you don’t know what the heck “smokeless” tobacco is, it’s that brown stuff you see rednecks cramming in between their cheek and gums. Every now and then, they have to spit on the ground(Or on the floor in a home). I think spitting at bugs might be an age old redneck sport.
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