The Eyeball Hair Chopstick takes a chopstick and adds an eyeball. Then just to add some extra grossness, they added some hair. That way, both an eyeball and a clump of hair can fall in your food. Nah. I’m just kidding. It doesn’t have hair, but you are supposed to put it in your hair. Keep it in your hair and when you eat, just take it out, then put it back in after you eat, even if its all nasty from food. As a bonus, the eyeball optic nerves are wrapping around the chopstick. Its all pretty corny….a. Cornea.
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Posable Crocodile Doll
This Posable Crocodile Doll is creepy and awesome. I’m thinking about getting it so I have a buddy that I can do the Crocodile Rock with and we can shed crocodile tears together as we bitch about what a crock it all is. Is it a baby? An adult? I have no idea, but it looks hungry. He needs some Crocks for his feet. That seems appropriate. Anyway, later alligators, after while crocodiles. I can’t look at it anymore.
The Ring Movie Bookmark – Oh Hells No! No Way!
No way I’m trusting this The Ring Movie Bookmark to hold my place in a book. Bizatch is gonna crawl outta my book like she already does my TV and cause all kinds of hell. All while looking and acting creepy. You need to take a shower and wash that damn hair,maybe put a nice dress on. You can’t complain you don’t have a guy when you aren’t even trying girl!
RIP Tombstone Pillow For When You Are Dead Tired
This Tombstone Pillow lets you Rest In Peace. Just lay your head down on this comfy pillow and I’ll try not to put some Xs over your eyes and make ya look all dead like. No promises. I would use pennies, but I’m all out. Used my entire change jar full of pennies to pay for taco bell. I’ll tell ya what’s not resting in peace: My colon!
Horror Magnets For Your Fridge
Deck your fridge out in all kinds of horror. No, besides all that GMO stuff you have inside. These Horror Magnets For Your Fridge are gonna look awesome. They have some really cool movies. Like Demon Wind. I broke Demon Wind once and cleared out an entire movie theater. Good times. Now I can have those memories on my fridge.
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