Without one of these Men’s Skeleton Ties, you will feel naked as a skeleton. I’m know, cuz once I wore a tie and took it off, and I felt naked. Because I was. I was the manager at a nudist colony. Hence the tie.
Anyway, these are some cool men’s accessories. They come in a variety of colors, all with a skeleton who looks deep in thought. I bet he’s wondering if he needs more calcium.
Do you even lift bro? That’s what I thought. Me? I brought some serious heat to this gun show. Okay, my arm muscles are like one of those tiny lady-guns they put in their stockings, but still, I showed up and flexed for yall, so that counts for something. Anyway, this is a $334.72 taxidermy scene that depicts two mouse bros working out and gettin’ them gains!
Yeah, I’ve thought about making one like this, but all the mice in my traps just look like the weights dropped down and pinned them by the neck, so…
Look at the mouse just bench pressing, while the other one thinks it’s a trap. Nice one Planet Zitness!
Oh spooky. I’m gonna use this set of 4 Glass Spider Web Votive Candle Holders on Halloween and really set the mood. I just want to scare myself really good and get in the All Hallows Eve groove. I’ll decorate with some skeletons, some spiders, and these candle holders. Plus about a million other things. By the time trick or treaters arrive to ring the doorbell, I’ll be such a nervous wreck that I’ll answer the door screaming and spraying raid.
So this exists. An iPhone Umbilical Cord. It helps you stay connected. Get it? Yeah, it’s pretty gross. Great, now I have to play Pokemon Go for two. This thing is like a leech. It would probably suck up all my calcium and minerals, and give it to my iPhone baby. Check out the video to see how creepy and gross this thing really is. It looks like a snake trying to swallow an iPhone. It also looks like an iPhone trying to use a fleshlight. Not sure which. You see what Apple wants for all of us?
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What in the seven levels of simian hell? This Big Gulp sized hit of nightmare juice is a Robotic Talking Monkey. It has basically become self-aware and is now fully insane. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. I have no idea what the hell it’s even saying. I only know that I want to run away screaming. And I did. But I came back to the computer for you guys. It follows your movement, the eyes blink and move and you can make the monkey say or sing whoever you want apparently.
Just use your audio, computer, iPhone, iPod or whatever, for the audio input. The monkey has sensors that wake up and will follow your movements.
I think it’s time to shock the monkey. Hey hey…
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