Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
You say tomato, I say tomatoe. Can’t we just agree that this Attack of the Killer Tomatoes sculpture looks like a grumpy old mater who lost his teeth? Of course we can. If he had a fist he would be shaking it, telling you to get out of his garden!

Plus he’s got some serious chapped lips. Thanks monsanto! Grumpy old tomatoes are just what we needed. I hope it bites my neck in the night rather than a slow death by telling me boring ass stories about when he was a kid.

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Steampunk Skull Purse

Steampunk Skull Purse
Now you can keep your stuff inside of a shiny metal head. Which beats a shiny metal butt. This Steampunk Skull Purse will hold all of your stuff. It’s got all kinds of gears and whatnot and the head opens up all cool like.

I’m pretty sure this is one of my ex-girlfriends, cuz there’s nothing in that pretty head and you can see the gears moving, but still nothing but a vacant stare. Nobody’s home.
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Denture Eyeglass Frames

Denture Eyeglass Frames
These Denture Eyeglass Frames have bite! I’d give my eye-teeth for ’em. I don’t know what the hell that means, but whatever. It makes sense here anyway. It’s from the same folks who made the denture bracelet. I sense a theme here. Their home must look like a dental nightmare.

I hear you can care for all of their products with some toothpaste and denture cream. My grandmother keeps buying this stuff including these Denture Eyeglass Frames. I’m all like, “Just because you have the fake teeth doesn’t mean you need matching accessories!” Just something to molar over ya old bat!
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12 Chocolate Caramel Toffee Skulls

Chocolate Caramel Toffee Skulls
12 Chocolate Caramel Toffee Skulls. All around a table. The fate of one man in their hands. What will they decide? Is he innocent. Or guilty of murder? It’s so tense!

That’s 12 Angry men you idiot!

Oh. Well… You don’t know they aren’t angry. And delicious. They look like Skeletor after he fell asleep for like 10 hours in a tanning bed.

Rabbit Hoodie, For Hopping Down The Bunny Trail

Rabbit Hoodie
Eh, What’s up doc? I knew I shoulda made that left at Albuquerque. Ain’t I a stinker? No, really I am a stinker. It’s July and like 100 effing degrees as I blog in a pair of ratty old socks and more-than-off-white underwear. And seeing this Rabbit Hoodie makes it feel even hotter.

On a somewhat, but not really related note, I taught I taw a puddy tat! Ib-a ib-a That’s all folks!

P.S. What a maroon!