Best Disguise Ever: Spoonface

spoon disguiseThis disguise made from spoons is genius. Disguise yourself as Spoony Luv, Arthur Spooner, Reese Witherspoon and other people with spoon in their name. You put this disguise on and you immediately become a superhero.
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Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan

glue monsterYou’ve seen the haunted dolls, haunted mirrors, haunted clothing and haunted dybuk boxes, but I bet you haven’t seen haunted glue…let alone, haunted glue that has been sculpted by lord Satan’s own hands. (or would that be by his hooves?) It appears to us that this seller has been sniffing too much glue and seeing trippy things…but don’t let our expert yet jaded opinion get in the way of your investigations into the case of “The Mysterious Demon Glue”. Read more “Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan”

Attack Of The Misshapen Pop Tart Sheep

pop tart sheepPop Tarts. They are delicious and highly un-nutritious. And now they are rampaging through our fields and pastures, having mutated into Misshapen Pop tart Sheep. MPTS for short. No frosting. Does that mean they are shaved? Some have tattoos with an American history theme.
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Creepy Drippy Horror Mask (Two Year Old’s Art Project) Haunts Etsy

drippy maskIt’s pretty obvious that this horror mask was made by the Etsy seller’s kid. Notice the lumpiness. The unevenness. The general tale of tiny hands working in a big person’s medium. It drips. It oozes. Tis the buyer who loses.
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