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Skull Shaped Sugar Spoon

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sugar skull
This skull shaped sugar spoon lets you pile heaping mounds of sugar aka white death onto your spoon so that it looks like the poison it is.

The hell? Did I just say that? Yeah, I’ve been putting the moves on this healthy chick, so I have to practice and pretend I’m not a fat slob. It’s gonna work out great right up until I invite her over for Mac and Cheese with a bacon appetizer.

Totally getting this spoon though. Mounds of skull sugar are the best. It’s like having a sugary grim reaper bringing you one step closer to his embrace, a spoonful at a time.
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Nessie Loch Ness Monster Ladle

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lochness monster ladle
Now you can have a Nessie sighting with every meal. And you will even have proof. Who said Nessie wasn’t real? Just throw your current ladle out right now. This is the best ladle ever.

It has 4 little legs that stand it upright on your counter and it will look just like Nessie as it sits inside your soup. Make sure you take a pic every time and alert the tabloids!
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Cthulhu Spoon Set

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cthulhu spoonDinner with Cthulhu is too dangerous, no matter how much of a fan you are. So, instead of dining with the ancient terror himself, use these Cthulhu spoons with your meal. They are much safer. But NEVER spoon with Cthulhu. Trust me on that one. The guy is all grabby x 8. Long story. It involves a rave, an out of work magician with a chicken and a bar on the east coast. Oh and a roofie in each tentacle.
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No Soup For You: Friday The 13th Jason Hockey Mask Spoons

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friday the 13th jason spoonExperience the horror of a spoon that does not allow you to eat soup. These Friday The 13th Jason mask spoons will be great for those on a diet since half of your food will be gone by the time it gets to your mouth. Etsy seller BlackDeath777 is selling these for $37.

Display them year round and use them every Friday The 13th. They are to die for.
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Best Disguise Ever: Spoonface

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spoon disguiseThis disguise made from spoons is genius. Disguise yourself as Spoony Luv, Arthur Spooner, Reese Witherspoon and other people with spoon in their name. You put this disguise on and you immediately become a superhero.
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