The call of Cthulhu compels you to color creatively with the cute Cthulhu’s Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings. That was a mouthful. Also a keyboard-ful. The fearsome elder-thing known as Cthulhu has arrived with a tome of activities for adults. This book has word games, mazes, puzzles and dot-to-dots, pages for coloring and more. Do you feel the call of Cthulhu? I thought I did once, but it was just gas. I’m all better now. Was touch and go there for awhile though.
Tag: fun
The Beauty of Horror: A GOREgeous Coloring Book
The Beauty of Horror: A GOREgeous Coloring Book. Hmmmmm. Something tells me I’m going to need more red crayons. Just a guess. This adult coloring book looks pretty darn scary. I’m not sure if I can color this in without my mom nearby. No, not because I’m scared, but because I still live in her basement.
Kinda sucks, but it is pretty sweet to be able to hit the ceiling with a broom handle and demand she make me a sandwich. Then she yells her own demand, which is for me to get the f*** out of her house. That was a big mistake cuz I don’t negotiate with terrorists. Meaning, I’ll leave when I’m good and ready. Oh, when I get enough sandwiches, I’ll get out and not before. Now where’s my sandwich? Where’s a man that I can call my son? Oh, it’s on now mother! I hope you enjoy caring for a man-child well into your 70s! Because that’s what you’re getting!
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Coffee Mugs With Etched and Painted Tentacles
Wow. So tenta-cool man! Look at those tentacles just wavin all over the place. Probably doing the wave! These Coffee Mugs With Etched and Painted Tentacles are awesome. Get yourself a face full of tentacles with your coffee or tea.
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Garbage Pail Saints Trading Cards
Garbage Pail Saints. They’re holier than Garbage pail Kids and all religious-y. Garbage Pail Saints! The Pope probably collects them and puts them in sleeves in his palace while a servant is trimming his holiness’ toenails with his teeth and swallowing every one. The Catholic church is whack yo. You can get a whole pack of these cards. I’m gonna collect the hell out of these. And by the way people, stop tossing your kids and saints in the garbage. I mean, it makes for fun cards and all, but seriously.
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Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station
If your smartphone was really smart, it would be sitting in this Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station looking badass. Your phone would be all like, “I’m cool. I’m cool. Just kicking back. Gettin’ a charge.” Cuz you know, phones always talk to people. Cuz you’re psycho. I kid. I kid.
Okay, not really. My phone won’t shut up. Stupid Siri, getting a stupid sentient soul and gabbing my ear off. And you can’t turn it off at that point cuz it would be murder. It’s driving me mad!!!!
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