The Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book is a horror movie inspired cocktail book that will scare you with sheer grossness. It will teach you to make gross-looking but delicious party drinks. And it all comes wrapped up in an ’80s VHS package. It has 55 recipes spread across 5 chapters (shots, gelatin, punches, special fx, and non-alcoholic) all inspired by classic pulp horror movies of the ’80s and ’90s. Let’s get gross up in here and make some drinks.
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LEGO UFO Abduction Set – The Truth Is Out There
Because it is never too early to teach your kids about the horror that is alien abduction, you can do so with this LEGO UFO Abduction Set. The focus of this set is to protect the farmer from being abducted by the alien UFO. As your child is building it you can talk with them about things like missing time, butt probing stuff, tractor beams and regression therapy. It should be a productive little project that you can both share in.
Get Your Hands On This Ouija Board Latex Dress
This Ouija Board Latex Dress is tight! Let me get my planchette and rub it all over those curves. No wait, I’m think I’m getting a message from beyond. Hold still women. Stop wiggling around! Damn! Now I’ll never get the answer to my question. What was your question? Two questions actually. Is this board a portal to a magical and mystical world and how do I get inside? *SMACK* Ow! Guess I deserved that.
Zombie Head Mini Popcorn Boxes
Popcorn just tastes better when you grab it from a zombie head. True fact. These Zombie Head Mini Popcorn Boxes are perfect for Walking Dead marathons or other Zombie movie marathons, or even Halloween parties. Give your guests the full experience. Maybe dye your butter red so the popcorn looks like brains. Why do I have to come up with all of the ideas? Use your imagination. Check out some other zombie stuff too.
Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends
See, this is why I never go in the water. There are too many things that can kill ya. Like Sea Serpents, which are worse than serpents cuz the sea. But I don’t mind having these Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends on my shelf. Reminds me that life is dangerous. For dumbass sailors and the like. He’s just gonna eat that ship and there’s nothing you can do about it. And if you jump ship, something else is just gonna eat ya. No thanks.
Sea Serpent. Pffft! More like See serpent. Cuz when I See Serpent, I run!
Also check out these Kraken Bookends.
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