These Sexy Skulls and Skeletons Sleeveless Dresses come in a variety of styles, every one of them super sexy. There’s just something about a woman wearing a skull… Not that I date many skull-less women. I mean, that would be real bad for the brain and your face would just kinda flop around. That’s not sexy at all. But any one of you ladies in one of these dresses? Wow! Makes me wish I was a dress, cuz I just wanna hug your hips all day.
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That’s Sexy – Pink Pufferfish Heels
Get your feet in some fish ya land-lover! These Pink Pufferfish Heels are soooo in this season. I heard that if the Pufferfish meat isn’t prepared right, it has enough poison to kill 30 humans. Which is why I always sit down with 28 other people and the chef and share that meal. These heels crank it all the way up to ocean’s 11. They are full of cuteness and spikes.
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Colorful Cryptids Art Print
My advice to you is to know your cryptids, cuz they know you. And they’re watching. This Colorful Cryptids art print features some the most famous cryptids like the Yeti, Mothman, Loch Ness Monster, and others. I ain’t being cryptic about cryptids. I’m telling you flat out this will look great on your wall. The seller has many other cryptid prints as well. Cuz encounters with cryptids ain’t scripted son. Better pump some iron and get ripped…tid… Yeah.
8 Sugar Skull Day Of The Dead Christmas Tree Ornaments
Is Christmas the Day of The Dead cuz you got no presents? I hear ya. I used to get stockings full of coal myself, but that’s what I get for crossdressing in a coal mine. Anyway, these 8 Sugar Skull Day Of The Dead Christmas Tree Ornaments will liven up your tree. Well, maybe not liven, but they’ll look great on your tree. They are great alternatives to those fancy and shiny, cheerful ornaments.
Sexy Black and Red Gothic Journal
I don’t know about you but I like to dress my journal up in red and black lace and write sweet nothings on its pages. This Sexy Black and Red Gothic Journal is what I’m talking about. It’s a little bit Gothic, a little bit vampire, but a lot sexy. The pages have been artificially aged. Is it wrong that I just want to touch it and take it home and write in it all night?