Have a cool glass of macabre with this Macabre Tumbler Glass Set. Reminds me of that one song. Macabre on the rocks. Ain’t no surprise. Just pour me a drink and I’ll tell ya some lies… This set includes four 11oz. glasses that include moth, scarab beetle, skull and anatomical heart designs. These are gonna look good in my bar. Right next to the drunk who keeps running up a tab. The drunk is me. The drunk is I. The drunk is sleepy. Now leave me alone so I can pass out so hard that I don’t know whether I’m passing out or passing in. But I can tell ya, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Tag: gothic
Desktop Gothic Goblins Have Big Mouths
Need some goblins for your desk? These Desktop Gothic Goblins should do the trick. They have a big mouth that you can shove stuff in. Like loose change, paper clips, candy and more. Whoa dude, nice tonsils. This is basically how I look sitting at my desk too when I play the, “Let’s see how many things I can fit in my mouth” game. I’m a walking choking hazard.
This Krampus Night Light Makes it a Scary Christmas
Krampus never sleeps. And neither does this scary Krampus Night Light. Krampus will be with you throughout the night. But is he protecting you or waiting for you to fall asleep so he can reward you for being naughty this year? I have no idea, but I want to put an everlasting gobstopper in that mouth, because the tongue really freaks me out.
Mirrored Skeleton Candle Holder
There’s nothing better than seeing your own reflection framed by a pair of skeletons just hanging around as if they’re admiring your beauty. And why wouldn’t they? That is one beautiful man-face if I do say so myself. I just realized that this Mirrored Skeleton Candle Holder would have the candle obscuring my face, but that’s okay, I’m secure enough in my good looks that no one can hold a candle to me. I don’t mean to wax on about it. Let me just light that candle and have one more look. Gotta lean in close and get a good gander. AHHHHH. IT BURNS! IT BURNS! And now you have heard the story of how I came to have a profession where I don’t need to show my face. Cuz now I have a face that’s only good for blogging and radio. Let this be a cautionary tale about unrestrained vanity and a man who peered too close to the sun for one last glimpse of perfection. JK I look effin beautiful. I make my livin’ off this face. I let blind people feel it so they can orgasm. True story.
Rest In Peace Under This Queen Size Skull Crochet Blanket
This Queen Size Skull Crochet Blanket has more skulls than you can shake a guillotine at. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. I need a nap. This looks like a good blanket to take a nap in, just as long as it’s not your final resting place. Skulls everywhere. In many colors. It ticks off three boxes of the things I like best. Comfy. Cozy. Creepy.