Check out my new Medusa Gorgon Ring. *Holds it up to your face* Bam! Turned to stone. Just like the ELO song. I’m turning people into stone wherever I go. You might say I’m getting lots of people hard. Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m just saying that I’m the ultimate drug cuz if I’m nearby, you’re stoned! I love this ring and I would never take it for granite!
Tag: greek mythology
Life Sized Cyclops Skull
This Cyclops Skull is perfect for your desk. You could put like an 8-ball in the eye socket or give him a cool visor that turns him into Cyclops from the X-Men. Who is not a real cyclops by the way. He has two eyes. He just burns the s**t out of everything he looks at.
This bad boy is limited to 100 pieces. All with one eye socket and surprisingly well preserved teeth. Ever since he lost his eye he’s been a real sigh-clops. Ha ha ha.
Get two. Call them Jack. Put them on the top shelf. Now you have a pair of one-eyed jacks. Faces high! I slay me.
Where does a Cyclops go to get prescription lenses for his monocle? The Clop-tometrist. Ha ha ha.
Booze booze everywhere. Tired now. Sleepy time.
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This Medusa Handbag Will Turn You To Stone
In Greek mythology Medusa was beheaded by the hero Perseus. Now she is a Purse. That’s what Perseus does. He makes purses out of all of his enemies. That’s because he owned a little boutique in Athens. Dude was all about fashion. And making accessories out of his victims. Makes sense right? I should be a history teacher.
Don’t look into her eyes! She will turn you to stone and then what will you do? It’s not like you have a little robot owl buddy to help you out, like in that Clash of the Titans movie. Basically you will be all like:
I LOOKED! WHY DID I LOOK? BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET MY WALLET OUT AND PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK! WHY? WHY DID I BUY A PURSE THAT CAN TURN ME TO FRIGGIN STONE? EVERYONE THINKS I’M A STATUE NOW! IS THAT A DOG PEEING ON MY LEG?
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