If I want to wear a Realistic Brain Necklace, does that make me a fashion zombie? I do crave it. Kinda want to bite it even. And lick it. Just put me out of my misery right now cuz I won’t be happy until I get this juicy brain accessory and wear it around my neck. Still gonna lick that thing though cuz I’m freaky like that. It looks so ooey and gooey.
Tag: halloween
Stained Glass Mosaic Skull
This is “Lenny”, a Stained Glass Mosaic Skull. He’s a colorful dude. Make sure you put him in the sun so he can really shine and maybe use the suns rays to grow a body. Is that how that works? I have no idea. Wait! Is he wearing lipstick? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just not sure that color is him. Whatevs. I don’t judge. You go ghoul.
Horror Metal Art Bookends
These Horror Metal Art Bookends are cool. Now the question is, what kind of books to display with them. Hmmmm. I feel like I’m missing something here. What kind of books would go well with horror bookends? I don’t know. I’m stumped. But I do know that these bookends are going to look awesome in your home. Maybe put some horror books in them or something. Hey, I answered my own question! Horror!
Spider Web Cardigan
Oh what a tangled web you weave. In your wardrobe. This Spider Web Cardigan is gonna catch some flies. And by flies, I mean men. And by men, I mean me. Hubba hubba. Spider girl, you make my heart whirl. Are you a Black Widow or a Recluse? Cuz if you’re a recluse we could just go back to your place. Heh. That’s just a little spider joke. Your place? Cool. Uh, I couldn’t help but notice all of the decapitated heads of your past mates, which I just tripped over on the way in. This may have been a bad idea.
Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles
Look daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings! Oh yeah? Well every time I light one of these Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles someone dies. Apparently. And also an angel gets it’s wings ripped off. Apparently. I have no proof. These candles will set a macabre mood. You can choose from: Gothic Grim Reaper, Macabre Death Gothic, Tempus Fugit With Skull and Memento Mori Gothic Candle. But I could talk about these candles for hours. Stop me before I wax poetic. Get it? Wax? Tough crowd!