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Universal Monster Postcards

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Universal Monster Postcards
Send some monster mail with these Universal Monster Postcards. Cuz you know, monsters are universal. No, really. They are everywhere in the universe. Like Jesus. Even on Mars. I’ve seen the mummies on Mars and let me tell you, they don’t stop until you are dead. Never saw the Invisible Man though. Duh.

Anyway, these postcards are pretty cute representations of the Universal Monsters. All eight are here. Each card is full color and shows these horror icons in humorous scenes. Do you even snail mail bro?

Do the monster mash while sending some monster mail.

Marilyn Manson Inspired Lipstick Set

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Marilyn Manson Inspired Lipstick Set
At last you can have the lips of Marilyn Manson without having to rip them off him and paste them onto your own. You know that’s wrong don’t you? Glad we had this talk. Don’t do that!

These are some scary-ass goth lips right here. Chomping down of the actual lipstick with your teeth is apparently required if you wanna rock these colors. I don’t like that “Hollywood” color. Makes it look like you’ve been kissing somebody’s butt and guess what? They didn’t wipe. Well they did, it was just on your lips. Probably that color because everyone kisses ass in Hollywood. I would choose Mansinthe because I personally like my lips to look like an irradiated lime. But that’s just me.

Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls

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Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls
Check out these cute Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls. They look all dead and delicious. You get 10 chocolate skulls that are hand brushed with an edible “luster dust”. I have no idea what that is, but I love saying it. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. *POOF! CLOUD OF SMOKE* Oh sweet! A free chocolate skull just appeared. Now it’s gone cuz I ate it. That luster dust ain’t no joke. Friggin’ delicious! It has just the right amount of luster in the dust. Tastes great. They may be dead, but my taste buds are alive!

Gonna go freak out cuz I’m basically 5 years old and can’t hold my sugar. Can you hold this for me? *hands you mu sugar* Thanks. I’ll be right back. *Runs off screaming*

Call of Cthulhu H.P. Lovecraft Wallet

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Call of Cthulhu H.P. Lovecraft Wallet
This Call of Cthulhu H.P. Lovecraft Wallet is so cool that it not only calls Cthulhu, it calls Cthulhu and sets up and date, then bangs Cthulhu and leaves in the morning, tucking some cab fair under his tentacles. So yeah, it’s a pretty cool wallet that isn’t messing around. The front features an awesome illustration, while the back side features a famous quote from the story: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. This wallet makes an awesome gift.

I’ll expect it gift wrapped though. And throw me a surprise party and invite all of my friends. Aw, you shouldn’t have. *whispers* Yes you should have. Where’s the ice cream and party hats?

Adjustable Snake Eye Ring

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Adjustable Snake Eye Ring
This ring is coming up snake eyes! This Adjustable Snake Eye Ring puts a pair of snake eyes on your finger. Along with it’s icky yucky snake skin. I love this ring. Whenever anyone displeases me I’m gonna raise my ring and shout, “The eyes of the snake are upon you. Back off lest ye be judged by the serpent god!” I have no idea what that means, but it sounds cool as hell and scary. And when they look into those snake eyes, they will feel the wrath of the serpent.

Speaking of which, I’m feeling the wrath of the serpent right now. Me go pee pee. Bye bye.