This Aluminum Bat LED Flashlight is the perfect combination. See stuff in the dark. Hit stuff in the dark.
*snoring. Hears a noise. Shouts, “Burglar!” as I jump out of bed grabbing my bat/flashlight. Jumps toward the corner of the room where I heard the noise. Turns on flashlight as I beat something savagely so it looks like a disco to anyone looking at my window. Out of breath. Whoever it was, they seem to have given up so I shine the flashlight down toward the carpet. I knew it! Proudly stands over the corpse of the dead spider in the spotlight.*
Thank you bat/flashlight. Now I can rest easy.
Look at all of the detail on this very literal 
It’s a handbag. It’s handmade. It’s also very handy. No wonder it is full of hands. Brightly colored hands with paint on them. As if this handbag had rolled over a hundred children who were finger-painting pretty flowers and consumed them for all eternity in this bag.