Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head / Garlic Holder

Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head
Display the king of vampires in your home with this Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head. Perfect for vampire cults and old castles. If you get attacked by a werewolf, you can always melt this down to make silver bullets too. It’s a win/win. I think it might be fun to put a bulb of garlic in that mouth and keep this in the kitchen, cuz it makes it look even more pissed. Yeah, I might have to do that. Best garlic holder ever! Though some might prefer the general custer head to a vampire.

This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror

This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror
Are these skulls melting into the wall or coming out of it and into our world from another dimension? I have no idea, but I want them on my wall just because they are awesome. I’m gonna display them year round, not just on Halloween. Seriously, I need this skull wall art in every room.

Classic Horror Movie Prints – A Trio Of Terror

Classic Horror Movie Prints
This trio of Classic Horror Movie Prints is exactly what you need to celebrate some true horror classics. You have Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Hellraiser. I feel like they should all be blood splattered, but maybe that’s just me. I love the minimalist style of these prints.

Quench The Thirst Of Your Inner Witch – Cauldron Mugs

Quench The Thirst Of Your Inner Witch - Cauldron Mugs
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, this elixir will remove beard stubble. *Drinks up* POOF! My beard is gone. It worked! I can’t wait to bottle this and make a billion- What the?!? Why do I have a pubic afro that looks like Jimi Hendrix circa 1969. Oh well, some lucky lady is attending Woodstock tonight. This is not I planned it. At all. It might be best to just drink regi=ular drinks from these cool Cauldron Mugs.

Update: My undercover brother keeps growing and can’t be trimmed. Had to switch to cargo pants and now a hoop skirt.

Interior Frighting – Fox Bone Chandelier

Fox Bone Chandelier
There nothing more romantic than dinner beneath a bunch of fox bones. So this Fox Bone Chandelier will really get her in the mood. I bet she’s a foxy lady. Bone appetite! I wonder if it starts off with meat on the bones and the meat just falls down on your plate, like an instant meal. I’d eat at that restaurant.