You ever have one of those days where your hand provides a nice atmospheric light, while it burns down to a skeleton? That’s everyday for this Bleeding Hand Candle. I had one of these once, until I high-fived it and burnt the house down. Now I just have a tent in an alley and library wi-fi. Also booze. Lots and lots of booze from a bag.
Tag: home decor
Sexy Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine
There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.
Day of the Dead Animal Figurines
Check out these cool Day of the Dead Animal Figurines. Play dead spike! Play dead! Now play Day of the Dead. Good boy. Now let’s wash that paint off of you before you scare the neighbors. These figurines are pretty cute. Etsy seller JuliaClareDesigns has many fun animals to choose from. These are going to look good on your desk or shelf.
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This Nightmare Monster Magnet Is All Teeth
Never want to go near your fridge again? Stick this Nightmare Monster Magnet on it and you will starve to death rather than go anywhere near it. This guy is all teeth and pincers. I hear he’s wanted for questioning about a murder, but it’s clear that he’s been framed. Ha ha ha. Like a spastic egg, I crack myself up.
Creepy Hands With Lanterns For Your Wall
It’s Halloween all year long with these Creepy Hands With Lanterns. But that’s only cuz I’m too lazy to redecorate. Forget boring old wall sconces. Ghostly hands reaching out from the walls is way better. And way more terrifying. These undead lifesize hands come in a set of two and hold a battery-operated candle You can also hang your keys from them and stuff.