This Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror looks pretty cool. I’ll just freshen myself up here and comb my hair, while I scare myself senseless cuz A. That mirror is creepy and I see myself within the skull and B. That scorpion now appears to be crawling on my mirror-face. In other words, I love it. By the way, did you hear the one about the scorpion who became a director? His name is David Pincher. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Tag: home decor
The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle
Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.
This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.
Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits
Check these out. What nice Victorian portraits. So quaint and sweet and- What the sh*t! They’re zombies! These Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits go from mild mannered to undead in an instant. You get 4 portraits of this creepy Victorian Addams Family: lady, gentleman, child and grandparents. They all change into rotted corpses, skulls or evil creatures. The family that slays together stays together I guess.
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Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture – The Wiping Dead
Wow. Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture. I don’t know anything about art, but I know what I like. And this ain’t it. I had no idea that ZP was such a problem, but apparently the torn anuses and tattered taints of a thousand victims tell another story. No way. If this is all I have, I ain’t wiping. I’ll just have mud-butt thank you.
Beware the wiping dead. Squeeze the Charmin? This Charmin squeezes you! With teeth!
Awesome Gothic 3D Vampire Bat Mug
You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!