Ahhhh. This skeleton has had a hard day and now he’s relaxing in a nice hot bath in a cauldron. A cauldron filled with hot wax! That’s just the way he likes it. This Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle is fun and frightening, which is my favorite combination. I bet his name is John Wick. That’s a little candle joke. I could wax on all day about this cool and creepy candle. *Hey creepbay writer, I bet you wax off all day!* Stupid hecklers. They are even worse when they are in your head and you actually type out the heckle. Anyway, this skeleton is pretty well behaved with both hands out of the water. So you know he’s not waxing off. Wait a minute. Look where that flame is. Does this dude have a flaming peen? It almost looks like he’s using magic to ignite his prone bone. He’s singing, “Come on baby light my fire.” I know, I have a strange way of looking at the world. What can you do? It’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m riding that line baby and it won’t be long until I’m off the rails! I’m as crazy as this coffin skeleton candle.
Tag: home decor
Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration
Tis the season to be creepy. Fa la la la la la la la la. This Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration is exactly what you need to scare the neighbors and all of the trick-or-treaters this All Hallows Eve. Who needs a wreath on the door when you can have a giant freakin bat holding a dead rat trophy? The wingspan on this bad boy is 36”-39”. This baby is huge. Huge I say. Gargantuan even. And the wings are actually movable. The seller says that when they put a fan on, the wings even flutter in the wind! How cool is that? This is the perfect décor for ye old haunted house on the hill.
Decorating with nightmares. It’s what we are all about around here. And this Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration is truly the stuff of nightmares. It’s gonna drive the kids batty when they show up at your door for candy this year. “Trick or tweet mistah, can I have some canda?” *Looks up at the giant freakin bat, then screams and runs.” Damn, I hope that kid has a change of pants handy. Now my porch is all wet. Good thing I have my Bat Towel Set.
Mermaid Skeleton Blanket – The Brittle Mermaid?
Ohhh look at this beauty. This Mermaid Skeleton Blanket looks all kinds of cool and all kinds of creepy. The Little Mermaid? More like The Brittle Mermaid. Am I right? How you gonna swim around with your bones all exposed, girl? I mean I walk around with my bone exposed all the time, hence several restraining orders, but that’s beside the point. You’re not even skin and bones. Just bones and nothing but the bones. It is the perfect blanket for that dark unda da sea feel. It’s got skeleton fish, some neat tentacle action in the mix, and of course, our bony siren of the sea looking all goth and dark. I like this Mermaid Skeleton blanket just as much as I like the octopus and mermaid shower curtain. Don’t make me choose a favorite. I can’t. They’re both beautiful ladies of the sea. I would date them both, but it’s not like you can take old miss bony here out to dinner. Plus, all of those bones would just be jabbing you in bed. But I still find her to be a very sexy siren. She’s just plain cool. Tenta-cool if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.
Gothic Skull Lamp Creates A Skull On Your Wall
If you are looking for something to set just the right mood in your home, this Gothic Skull Lamp does just that. It projects a super neat skull on your wall. I have to have this for Halloween, so I can put it somewhere that the kids will see it. This is one of the coolest lamps ever. It has a metallic die-cut geometric skull design that matches with your gothic decor. It goes with everything here at creepbay HQ. We have bats, coffins, skulls, bones, rats, vampires, etc etc, yada yada.
It’s so cool I can’t even wrap my own skull around this Gothic Skull Lamp. It’s just as cool as the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud lamp.
Frankenstein Cookie Jar
This Frankenstein Cookie Jar looks hungry. Hungry for cookies. And so do I? It makes me wish I had some chewy chocolate chip, peanut butter, Girl Scout cookies, or… Anything. Me need a cookie. This cookie vessel has created a monster. Me. Come to think of it, Doctor Frankenstein created this monster, then this monster created me. What monster will I create? Damn. That’s some deep philosophical stuff. I just want some damn sugar. In my mouth!
At least Frank has his bride to bake him some treats. I wish I had somebody to share these Frankenstein and Bride Sterling Rings. I’ll just have to get store-bought cookies. And put them in this Frankenstein Cookie Jar. I’m green with envy, Franky! Franky likes my jokes. I leave him in stitches. Just look at all of those stitches. The dude thinks I’m hilarious.