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Halloween Night Light – Custom VHS Tape Lamps

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Halloween Night Light - Custom VHS Tape Lamps

Check out this Halloween Night Light. Etsy seller Footeprintsandmore makes custom horror VHS tapes that are also little lamps. It is the perfect decoration for fans of Halloween the holiday and the movie. This will look great to light up your movie collection. You know what the best thing is? No one is going to tell you to please kind and rewind. I’ll rewind when and if I damn well feel like it. And you know what else? I’m keeping this tape for another month. *Comes back a month later to return the tape* What do you mean I owe you $778.00? You know what? I’m keeping it for another month. Or I might just make a cool Halloween night light out of it.

Also check out these crazy custom horror movie VHS tapes.

Ravens on Skulls Bookends – Murder and Mystery

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Ravens on Skulls Bookends - Murder and Mystery

Ravens. In popular fantasy, when you see a raven it means that dark forces are watching you through their eyes. Humans are so creeped out by them that we call a group of ravens a murder. Which reminds me of that time I was hunting with my dad and we saw a bunch of ravens in a tree. I said, “Hey, it’s a murder!” My dad aimed his shotgun and BOOM. Feathers went everywhere. He said, “No son. That’s was a murder!” I never went hunting with dad again. Anywho, these Ravens on Skulls Bookends look awesome, even if they do trigger memories of dad. Put some mystery books between them and you have a Murder and Mystery library. You can even store your Black Raven Journal between these Ravens On Skulls bookends.

Poison Herbs Hand Towels

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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.

Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.

Skull Bubble Gumball Machine

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Skull Bubble Gum Machine
As the kids say, “Sick! Look at that drip!” You shouldn’t take candy from strangers. That’s just plain weird. And you definitely should not take candy from this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine. Um. Nope. No way. Not me. This creepy bubble gum vending machine will gladly dispense gum via that long curvy tongue. This is some great Halloween decor. It’s gruesome and full of gum, much like some city streets. Or the underside of the chair that I’m currently sitting on. Hey, I have no where else to put it. Damn. Just look at that gumball on the tip of its tongue. Look at that colorful drip design. If we ever have a zombie plague, this is what the graffiti kids are gonna look like. If that does not come to pass, I promise I’ll go paint some zombies myself, cuz this is just too cool.

I want to put this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine in my living room to scare all of my guests.

Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments

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Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments - Dracula, Werewolf Frankenstein
Check out the newest addition to our Creepy Cool collection. Decorate your tree with these Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Who else has a Halloween tree? Hit me up in the comments if you rock an all-Hallows Eve tree. Some of us have separate trees for Halloween and Christmas and we keep them up forever. These are the two best holidays ever. You get 3 ornaments in all. Yoiu get Dracula, Werewolf, and Frankenstein himself. These are going to look great in your home from October to December. These are prime months for monsters to do the monster mash. Which is a graveyard smash, if you weren’t aware. It also caught on in a flash. I’m sad there’s no Creature From The Black Lagoon or the Mummy, but these Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are still awesome. I would also love to see the Bride of Frankenstein. I’m gonna display these all year round and fly my freak flag. These glass ornaments are awesome. I love the look on Werewolf’s face. That dude is hungry and he’s looking at somebody, practically licking his were-lips. He’s like, yeah that’s gonna be a damn good snack. Come to me my fat human morsel.