Hey there doll face. You’re freaking me out. This Doll Head Pillow is just a big old head. Of a doll. It looks surprised. It should. I would look that way too if someone was watching HBO and eating pizza, then farted on me while lifting a cheek. Just sayin’. There ain’t nothing creepier than dolls. Except big old doll heads on your couch.
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Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes That Glow
This is the Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes that I’ve been waiting for so I can be a villain who tries to take over the world. Petting a cat is mandatory when sitting in this chair. As is a shark tank. And I don’t mean that stupid show where people invent stuff. I’m talking great whites. I am the man in charge now biatches!
I’ll sit with my back to the door so the skull eyes can hypnotize my enemies when they enter my lair.
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Molten Lava Gargoyle Decoration
This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.
Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers
Is your pillow a real horror show? Did it get all discolored from age? I know, right! That’s so nasty! Hide it before other people see! You can use one of these cool Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers. Choose from Black Cat or Son of Dracula. Fun fact about Dracula’s son. He gets his allowance from a blood bank and back-talks dad until he’s grounded for life, which is like forever in Vampire years. The kid’s also got a weak vlad-der so he can’t go on long bat flights. Get it? Weak vlad-der?
Custom Horror Hand Towels
Until I saw these, I thought I was the king of Custom Horror Hand Towels. Of course mine were created by neglect and never washing them. And lots and lots of mold. These are much nicer. They feature embroidered images of Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy Krueger and The Shining. The real horror is germs people. Don’t be like me. Man,I can’t wait to wipe my hands on Freddy’s smug face. I’m so sick of that guy invading my dreams.