This Day Of The Dead Skull Nightlight will make sure that your night of the dead is lit up nicely and glows with luminous death. You probably should not put it in a kid’s room.
Mommy, mommy! Death came to me again in my room last night. That’s nice dear. But that wasn’t death. It was the angel of death. Did you see his angel glow? Just be thankful he didn’t ask you to come with him. Remember, keep your grades up and he will never come through your wall. Get straight A’s or else!
This is “Lenny”, a Stained Glass Mosaic Skull. He’s a colorful dude. Make sure you put him in the sun so he can really shine and maybe use the suns rays to grow a body. Is that how that works? I have no idea. Wait! Is he wearing lipstick? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just not sure that color is him. Whatevs. I don’t judge. You go ghoul.
These Horror Metal Art Bookends are cool. Now the question is, what kind of books to display with them. Hmmmm. I feel like I’m missing something here. What kind of books would go well with horror bookends? I don’t know. I’m stumped. But I do know that these bookends are going to look awesome in your home. Maybe put some horror books in them or something. Hey, I answered my own question! Horror!
Look daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings! Oh yeah? Well every time I light one of these Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles someone dies. Apparently. And also an angel gets it’s wings ripped off. Apparently. I have no proof. These candles will set a macabre mood. You can choose from: Gothic Grim Reaper, Macabre Death Gothic, Tempus Fugit With Skull and Memento Mori Gothic Candle. But I could talk about these candles for hours. Stop me before I wax poetic. Get it? Wax? Tough crowd!
This Hannibal Zombie Elf On A Shelf is the elf on a shelf inside of a cell, wearing a muzzle. I guess the North Pole is a bloody place, with some sick and twisted elves. Now this guy can terrorize you in your own home during the holiday season. Keep that mask on so he doesn’t bite you. Or worse, eat you. With a bottle of wine. I wonder what wine goes best with me… Hmmm. No way I would let this guy in my home, but you make your own call. That call should be to the police as this elf is around your neck with a little knife.