This is a Disney Horror Characters Painting. It turns Disney Characters into horror icons. It’s not about the horror of the Disney parks? $10 for a grilled cheese sandwich at f**king Epcot? I can make that for like 10 cents. That’s the real horror of Disney. Any mouse tries to charge me $10 for a grilled cheese sandwich, I’m punching him in his nose. Which is probably why I was asked to leave by the two hulking Mickey-police!
Tag: horror
Spooky Trees Halloween Wine Glasses
These Spooky Trees Halloween Wine Glasses are not only spooky, but scary too. An empty wine glass is a horrifying thing. Quick, fill me up. Ahhhh, that’s better. Again. Chop chop. We wouldn’t want my liver getting dry, now would we? Make like a tree and leave. Then come back with my drink. Don’t you bark at me. Hmmm. I just ran out of tree jokes. I’m gonna get to the root of my drinking problem, I swear. But I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that won’t be happening tonight. Give me another kind of drink. Gonna branch out. *Passes out*
Weird Doll Head Necklaces
Hey doll! Waz up? Don’t call me doll! For your information, I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to the doll head on your chest. Nah. These Weird Doll Head Necklaces won’t make you look creepy at all. Too bad none have glowing red eyes and a head that turns 360 degrees, while saying, “momma” all creepy like. Maybe wear all of them and be the crazy doll head lady with a whole family around her neck. That would be some awesome baby bling! No. No it would not. That would be creepy. This has been a fashion PSA.
Belial From Basket Case Replica
It’s been like decades since I’ve seen the Basket Case movie, so I don’t remember what it’s all about, bit I will always remember this freak in a basket. This is a replica of that dude. Obviously, he really is a basket case. Get back in that basket, you’re scaring all of the normal people. Is that my Easter basket? You get out of there right now! Where’s all my candy? You didn’t even save me a peep?
Fetal Skull Replica That You Can Paint
This whole DIY paint your own Fetal Skull craze has gotta stop. I’ve seen mothers painting their baby’s heads like American Flags, bowling balls, monster faces, you name it. Then they share the pics on the Insta-grind or whatever. I saw a mom with twins and each kid’s head was painted to look like a boob. She was all pushing ’em together making goo-goo eyes at passers-by. Well, if you can’t stop moms from using their baby’s heads as canvases, maybe they can at least paint on something else. Like this Fetal Skull Replica That You Can Paint. You know, so you can leave your kid alone. It’s gotta stop.
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