Love these Horror Movie Monster Shoes. I just walked a mile and boy are my monsters tired. These shoes are killing me! That’s because they are full of movie serial killers and monsters, so that’s not totally unexpected. What was unexpected? That Chucky is on them and they aren’t Chucks. These shoes also have no soles. Because Freddy stole them all.
Hahaha. I’ll be here all week people! I’ll be lonely, but I’ll be here.
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This Sugar Skull Cameo Necklace wants to make a cameo appearance around your neck. It has flowers in it’s eyes and looks all badass. Give me some sugar baby. And I’ll give you a skull. What? That’s not how it works? Great, I’ve been doing the whole sugar skull thing wrong. I feel like an idiot. Whatevs. It’s a cool necklace.
Damn, somebody’s got little skull caves in their hair and those caves have residents! Looks like they just popped out and took a bite of hair. These Skull Hair Clips will make you look cool too. I think they call that style “victory rolls”. Yeah, whenever you trap some skulls in your hair and keep ’em as pets, that’s a victory. Before this I thought victory rolls was that moment when the pillsbury comes out of the oven and you shout, “victory rolls!”
I know a lady who has squirrel bones and a bird skull in her hair, but she lives under an underpass.
These Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases make a nice romantic gift for the monster in your life your wife. Those flowers look pretty good in that bottle. I give my wife the gift of booze bottles with flowers in all of the time. That’s cuz I buy booze on the way home, drink it up as I walk, then pluck some flowers and insert them. She’s happy, I’m happy. They’re usually dead by the time I present them to her though. Flowers don’t exactly thrive on liquor fumes.
Vroom vroom! I love hitting the open road with my bone-r-cycle and feeling the power of the skeleton rev between my legs. That’s why I love this Bone Chillin’ Skeleton Motorcycle Statue. I’ll ride anything with ribs. I realize how dirty that sounds. It’s literally a white knuckle ride. See that guy’s knuckles there on the front wheel? White. I think this guy was in that show called Bones of Anarchy. Love that show. Skeleton gangs rule!