Hiding under the bed or in the closet, and then scaring the hell out of a loved one when they turn off the lights is one of the finer things life has to offer. With this Terrifying Skull Mask With Articulated Jaw, you can scare their pants off just about any time of the year. Hopefully, they put them right back on, but anyway… The most amazing thing about this skull beside being super scary is that it is lightweight, incredibly tough, and the jaws move quite seamlessly. With a good makeup job, you can make it out to be any scary character you want and customize it. It fits on all head sizes, slim or more rounded. In other words, if you have a fat head, it’s all good.
Tag: horror
Leather Sugar Skull Journal
Now that is one classy Leather Sugar Skull Journal. This notebook will go with you anywhere, whether you are celebrating the day of the dead or the night of your life. It is hand cut and finished with a riveted applique of a Sugar Skull and cut from a super-thick hunk of hand-rubbed medium brown, heavy work leather. Never leave home without it. This journal will impress your friends and make you smile.
Coffin Incense Burner
Damn son! That coffin is on fire! Why does it smell like old pork? I knew that som-biatch would spontaneously combust as soon as we buried his ass. Always gotta be the center of attention. Oh well. Who wants to barbecue some hot dogs? This Coffin Incense Burner is just plain awesome. I call this little number the smoking dead. I hope your incense doesn’t look like a charred corpse after it burns. I take that back, that would be cool as hell.
Human Teeth Heart Pendant
Sink your teeth into this. This is what the tooth fairy makes from all of that late night tooth theft. And yes it is theft cuz your parents are the ones that have to pay for it. So now you can wear (Several people’s) teeth around your neck with this human teeth heart pendant. Love hurts baby. I wonder if tooth fairies wear teeth as armor. They probably do cuz they got enough of em. The bastards.
Halloween Wall Bats Look Amazing
Holy guano, that’s a lot of bats! These Halloween Wall Bats are awesome. They’re perfect for Halloween of course, but they look great on your walls year round. They look like they are really flying all over the place. These are enough bats to drive you batty. You’ll get all the fun of bats without all of the cleanup.