Do you even horror bro? Well, if ya do, check out these Horror Movie Necklaces. They’re not just for bros, but for bras too. No, I mean- Not for your bra. These necklaces are for everyone. All inclusive. Like a cruise you just won and get to hang on your neck. But much, much lighter. All of your favorite horror shows and movies are represented. They look pretty classy. Perfect for Halloween or any other time you want to up your creep-cred! Nobody steal that, that’s mine. I just said that and I’m pretty impressed.
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Black Skull Ring
This Black Skull ring is badass. Like Biker dude badass. I bet it gives you super powers too. *Puts ring on. Beard pops up on my face and grows ZZ Top length. Denim jacket forms around my body. I smell the stink of a thousand miles of road with just 20 miles of shower. I AM A BADASS.* Now all I’ll need is a trashy biker babe to ride with. Well, not that trashy. Recycling trashy, not food filled hefty bag with a week old diaper trashy. Be nice if she had a few teeth too, but that may be asking for too much.
Please don’t hunt me down biker gangs. I love your hairy fly-ridden women.
Glow In The Dark Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Check out this cool Edgar Allan Glow, I mean Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It glows and glows and glows while Edgar Poes and Poes and Poes. No worries. You won’t be a Poe-ser if you wear this awesome necklace. And no one will call the fashion Poe-lice. You think your current necklace is this cool? Poe-lease! This Edgar Allan Poe Necklace is Poe-sitively Poe-tent!
Too much? Sorry.
*Sings*
He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you wear this Poe?
Now I’m done.
The Watch Frog Sees Everything
Why does this “watch frog” have it’s eye on me? You spying on me?
Just a lil-ribbit.
Okay cool. You didn’t see nothing right? Just a guy relaxing on a weeknight, watching some Netflix with a rubber chicken nearby. Anyway, watch that eye. You don’t wanna get frog-glaucoma. Hey, here’s a good one.
Why couldn’t the 1/8 Polish guy join the Polish military?
Cuz he was only a tad Pole. Hahahaha.
Nothing to say about that? Frog in your throat? I kid. I kid. Seriously though, stop watching me.*Pulls shade down and grabs rubber chicken.*
Scream Ghostface Necklace Pendant
This Scream Ghostface Necklace Pendant is a real scream. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. In my case, I’m screaming cuz I don’t have any. Just checked the freezer. I also cried for a half hour, but I’m too lazy to go to the store. So basically, I feel like this guy looks. If I did have ice cream, it wouldn’t have a ghost of a chance of lasting more than an hour.
But I digress. Just sayin’ this pendant is pretty damn cool.