Through its clever use of dental related hieroglyphics, this Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet tell the story of the tooth fairy. I think. It could be a horror story about a lonely dentist with two weeks to live and nothing to lose. I have to research it more. But it has teeth all over it. I know that much. It’s enough to make you bi-cuspid curious right?
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Sterling Silver Vampire Sugar Skull Necklace
Sugar skull huh? Let me take a lick! Hmmm. Tastes like metal, but I do like the texture. Guess I gotta supply my own sugar. Nah, I don’t, cuz this Sterling Silver Vampire Sugar Skull Necklace is gonna look sweet on you ladies. Sweet as sugar. I mean, I guess a man could wear it too. No shame in that game. If you get it as a gift just make sure you say fangs. It’s only polite. Fangs you very much!
Scorpion Ear Wrap Earring
Excuse me Miss, you have something crawling on your ear. Uh… Too late. It’s in your ear now, swimming in your ear wax and pinching up your ear drum. *Cups hands together and yells* I said, there’s a scorpion in your ear. Why ya looking at me all dumb? Oh. Damn. It got to your brain now. Well, good luck with that. *Thud* Wow. Never saw a body collapse so fast. I’m out of here.
This Scorpion Ear Wrap Earring looks badass and it will rock you like a hurricane. No joke! Well, that was a joke, but scorpions in your ear is no joke at all.
Tarot Card Pendants
Take it from me ladies, you are going to look smashing wearing these Tarot Card Pendants. I know cuz I read your fortune. You are also going to meet a tall, dark, handsome man. It’s probably that guy who checked you out earlier. He’s a keeper. But he will hog the blankets at night. And chew with his mouth open. I know, I know, I see a lot of useless stuff, but it’s all true cuz my imagination powers the cards and the crystal ball. Oh and he also will never cook for you or clean, but seriously, he’s the one. I promise. You won’t regret it.
I’m hoping if I put that out there, one of you will run into me and settle for me, so I have it made. Okay, so who is gonna be my sugar mama?
Embroidered Spider Web Necklace
Looking for a cute necklace cuz you are a spider-loving spider queen? Look no further than this Embroidered Spider Web Necklace. You know that Spider-Man would get one for his main spider squeeze and if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for all of us. Are you enamored with it? Embroidered by it? Yeah, it’s pretty obvious that I don’t know how to use words. But I know a cool necklace when I see one. You’re welcome.