Look what we have here. A Bat Towel Set is awesome. It features the Flying Fox, the Leaf Nosed bat, and the Spectre. I love bats in the belfry at breakfast in Belfast before my bowels break bad… I probably shouldn’t have tacos for breakfast. You live you learn. Anyway, these are going to look good in your kitchen. I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these flying horrors. Until I get yelled at by the wife like I always do.
Tag: kitchen
Ouija Board Glass Cutting Board
Wanna channel some spirits while chopping some onions? This Ouija Board Glass Cutting Board will make it happen. It’ll bring a tear to your eye. Slice and dice and communicate with the afterlife! Chop up a veggie so it looks like a planchette and have some fun.
Raven Skull Winestopper
Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.
Coffee Skull Mugs
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.
Skull Butter Dish – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Horror
Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.