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Zombie Light Switch Cover

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zombie light switch coverThis Zombie light switch cover will serve as a good reminder to always keep the lights on. Supernatural stuff usually kills people at night. You know what else kills at night? Stepping on LEGO pieces with bare feet, cursing at the top of one’s lungs and then tripping over the actual LEGO creation that you built as you fall backwards on your butt.

True story.

Pro tip: There’s no good way to explain to the doctor how a Harry Potter mini figure ended up lodged inside your chamber of secrets. Always keep the lights on people.

Authentically Detailed Zombie Costumes

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zombie clothingEtsy seller DCATX sells all kinds of authentic looking Zombie costumes like the one above, if you have the urge to dress like an undead half-rotted corpse. You could probably create one of these yourself by blowing yourself up Bugs Bunny style, but this is much safer.

The details look spot on. He probably just dips the clothes into his piranha tank. Probably has a hook for a hand too. Maybe two if he didn’t learn from the first time.

More shots below.
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That’ll Teach ‘Em: Wall Mounted Zombie Hand

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zombie handI am so ready for the Zombie apocalypse. I have 20 pounds of beef jerky, a barrel full of bacon, an industrial sized pallet of cheetos and… What? Ammunition? Guns? I knew there was something I forgot. Oh well. You gotta have priorities and snacks are the first. Diabetes second.
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