Mummies; you know they are dead but you just can’t get it out of your head that they can come back to life without warning and start walking around. Maybe wrap their hands around your neck. If you’re hosting a party at your place and want to try out something unique and scary on your front porch, this Life Sized Horror Mummified Skeleton Prop is arguably better than a teddy bear with its eyes dangling out of its sockets. Being life-sized, and the fact that it looks so realistic with bendable arms and feet makes it scarier. The rotting flesh is also very convincing. You can imagine a silhouette of him sitting on your front porch chair on a moonlit night scaring the hell out of passersby and neighbors.
Tag: morbid
Coffin Incense Burner
Damn son! That coffin is on fire! Why does it smell like old pork? I knew that som-biatch would spontaneously combust as soon as we buried his ass. Always gotta be the center of attention. Oh well. Who wants to barbecue some hot dogs? This Coffin Incense Burner is just plain awesome. I call this little number the smoking dead. I hope your incense doesn’t look like a charred corpse after it burns. I take that back, that would be cool as hell.
Memento Mori Large Leather Journal
Memento Mori means “remember that you have to die”. Gee, thanks. What a downer. Yeah well, you remember that… I got nothin’. Cuz I’m depressed now. This Memento Mori Large Leather Journal is a great reminder that a dirt nap is a-comin’. It’s large, leathery and has 600 pages. Just like my grandma reading me a bedtime story. Well, not anymore. I’m a big boy now. Hasn’t happened since last week.
Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware
Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.
Morbid Curiosities – Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book
You know what they say. Curiosity killed the cat. I mean yeah, but it probably had an awesome time first. Just guessing. Anyway, this Morbid Curiosities: Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book is pretty cool. It’s full of morbid curiosities. We’re talking collections of skulls, mummified body parts, occultic objects, and various carnival, side-show and criminal ephemera. Sounds like just the book for a creepbay reader to devour over a night and come back to again and again.