This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.
Tag: novelty
Cute Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos
Poop has never looked so delicious. Not that I would know. Just saying these Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos look yummy. Chewy and gooey and comes out your butt all Ewwww-y! So they go from poop to poop. Hey, have you been eating my cookies? No? Really? Then what’s with that poop eating grin? Ah, so many poop jokes so much constipation.
Skull Wrapping Paper For Gothic Gift Giving
Skull Wrapping Paper. When you care enough to give the very best. I’m gonna be all ironic and gift someone a skull wrapped in this wrapping paper. Great for Halloween presents or just every day creepy gift giving. I hope someone gives me a gift with cool wrapping paper. Okay. That’s a wrap. I’m done!
The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock
You’d have to be cuckoo to not hang this clock in your home. And I’m not talking cuckoo for cocoa puffs, which I am. Cuz that’s a good thing. This The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock features a Zero ghost-dog that pops out instead of a bird, to the tune of “This Is Halloween.” Tim Burton fans and Halloween fanatics will love it. All of your favorite characters are here. I must have it!
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Bare-Bones Costume – Skeleton Lace Poncho
This Skeleton Lace Poncho is perfect for lazy people like me, who are too lazy to make a proper Halloween costume. Just wear this lightweight lace poncho over your clothes. One size fits all. It turns you into a skeleton, with skulls, and cobweb designs too. Just put it on and go get that sweet candy! I hope you get a ton of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Cuz I want ’em!