This A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt is a handy shirt for the traveller. It lets you know what to call Bigfoot in different areas of the world, as well as how they differ in appearance. So if you run into one, you can quickly identify it. I usually just identify it as “Holy s**t! Did you see that huge motherf**ker?”
Not as classy as this Bigfoot Shirt, but still.
You know what they say, 3 skull heads are better than one. 3 ice skull heads are better than 3 skull heads too. This Cool Skull Heads Ice Cube Maker lets you make a gentlemen head with a monocle, a pirate head and a plain old skull head. They look awesome. Reminds me of a joke: A pirate, a gentleman and a regular skull walk into a bar… And that’s all I got. I’m gonna put one of each in my drink and make them fight. See who melts last. I bet the winner is old one-eye, cuz pirates are tough.
So hurricane Irma cakes are a thing now. These cakes are popping up all over Florida grocery stores. I’m guessing instead of nutrition facts, they just come with categories like real hurricanes.
Cat 1 – Mildly sweet.
Cat 2 – Devastatingly delicious
Cat 3 – May induce mild sugar coma
Cat 4 – Hello diabetes
Cat 5 – Evacuate. Your bowels. Immediately.
Seriously guys, it’s been a devastating hurricane season. Everybody stay safe, and I hope that if you have to hunker down, you do it with a hurricane cake.
If you don’t mind singling yourself out for a wild abduction, check out these bright and sparkly Alien Pendants. Glitter me timbers! You better order it now just in case you experience some missing time and forget all about it. Wait- What was I just doing? I have no idea, but my butt hurts and I is sleepy. Night nights. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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