Damn girl. These Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings show off your nice gluteus maximus. I mean gluteus minimus. Yeah, that’s what I meant. You have some nice muscle tone. Kinda gross that your insides are on the outsides, but I like what you’re working with girl. Why you mad? Was I not being anatomically correct?
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Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports
This Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports is going to look great on your desk. And there’s nothing like reading by the light of a glowing skull. It includes 2 USB Charging ports and 1 LED light bulb, so it’s ready to go. It’s perfect for Halloween. Some people like night lights, others prefer fright lights. Day of the Dead? More like Night of the Dead.
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Cryptid Hunter Coasters – For Monster Drinks
These Cryptid Hunter Coasters are awesome. The sets come with information cards on the creatures so that your research is up to date. Have you seen any of these creatures? When you’re sitting around with your friends, talking about your paranormal encounters, these coasters are perfect. I hope they add to this series and create coasters with other creatures on them.
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The Anatomy Coloring Book -Stay Inside The Spines
A new coloring book? Thanks ma! Wait- You want me to color in guts and bones and stuff. I wanted a Pokemon coloring book. Sorry, was having a flashback. That was just one of the things that scarred me for all time and led to a life of writing about weird and bizarre things all day. You have my mom to thank. This Anatomy Coloring Book is about taking your crayolas to some areolas. Stay inside the spines my friend. Draw… a breath on those lungs. It’s a fun book. I wouldn’t fibula.
31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs – I’ll Shower Instead
Holy clown sh*t! Now I know why they call them bath bombs. You throw one of these at me in the tub and I’m getting the f**k out! If you’re brave enough, you can get these 31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs and enjoy your bath. More like bloodbath! Adding to the visual terror, the smell complete the horrifying theme. They smell like funnel cakes and cotton candy.