Woman Spotted Staring at iPhone in 19th Century Painting

Woman Spotted Staring at iPhone in 19th Century Painting
Time travel exists. We all know it, cuz movies tell us so. Here’s proof. The woman in this painting from 1860 is clearly staring at an iPhone in her hands. Probably about to LOL. It was spotted by a visitor to an art museum in Munich. The painting is Austrian painter Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller’s “The Expected One.” Professionals say it’s a prayer book. You and I know better. Shut up. It’s an iPhone and that’s all there is to it.
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Weird Monster Necklaces

Weird Monster Necklaces
Etsy seller AFewRandomThings makes these cool and Weird Monster Necklaces. Check out a few here, then go look at the rest of the gross accessories they have. You’ll see lots of eyes and tongues, maybe some snot, maybe some not. They are nasty, yet somehow lovable. These monsters are funsters, give one to your girlfriend and get her oven full of bunsters. Or something.
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Universal Monsters Magnets Collection

Universal Monsters Magnets Collection
This Universal Monsters Magnets Collection let’s you put monsters on your fridge. They might also scare away other monsters from raiding your fridge. AKA your roommates. I’m a little disappointed that I can see the Invisible Man, but whatevs. These magnets have some really nice detail. They will be a great addition to my house of horrors, which is what I call my fridge. Pretty sure some mold came to life and it’s living it up in there. You get Frankenstein and the Mrs, Invisible Man, Creature, Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, you know all the classics.

Grinding Skeleton Piggy Bank Money Box

Grinding Skeleton Piggy Bank
This Grinding Skeleton Piggy Bank makes saving money weird and fun. He’s not grinding like rubbing up against you on the dance floor. I think he might be grinding herbs if you know what I mean. I have no idea. It’s just fun to see a skeleton do stuff while you get rich one coin at a time. When you put in a coin, the skeleton will move and emit “horrible ghost cries”. That sold me.

Cool Gargoyle Bodysuits for Him and Her

Gargoyle Bodysuits for Him and Her
These Gargoyle bodysuits from ShapeShifterZ will let you unleash your inner gargoyle. They have Gargoyle suits for both men and women, that way you and your main stone squeeze can both sit on the top of tall buildings looking menacing. These are cool costumes that you won’t take for granite. Heh. See what I did there? You are my rock darling… No, you are my gargoyle!
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