Cthulhu Cupcake Liners. For when you need some tentacles on your cupcakes. Speaking of which, doesn’t anybody knock around here? Caught me with my tentacles all over my cupcake. Now things are weird. Anyway, these cupcake liners have a cool passage around the side that you can read while fondling your cupcake. There’s nothing more embarrassing than having to buy a girl some cupcake liners in the grocery store. With wings? Without? Maxi? Mini? Too confusing.
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I Want To Believe Alien Earrings
These I Want To Believe Alien Earrings have some serious dingle-dangle. And no I ain’t talkin’ about his wing-wang. They have little green men in UFOs. Do you want to believe? Of course you do. So believe. And look good doing so. The truth is out there peeps!
Nosferatu Jacket
Sweeeet! I can wear this Nosferatu Jacket and be a one-man vampire biker gang from the back and a pin-striped old tomey gangster from the front. Without a bike, sure, but nobody knows that. I guess they do now, but whatevs. It’s gonna be so sweet. My gang is called the Nosferatus. Or maybe I’ll just call it PBS. People will think we are all intellectual, watching Masterpiece Theater, but it just stands for Pale Blood Suckers. “Here lies y body” Don’t get it. Must be like a math problem. Y=Nosferatu, but I don’t get the rest. Pin-stripes in front and biker jacket in back baby!
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Scary Movie Sugar Cookies
Man, these Scary Movie Sugar Cookies look diabolical and delicious. You better not slash at my tongue on the way down you slashers! They need more blood frosting though. Not recommended for kids parties. Unless you are a scary clown at a kids party. Then by all means, serve these. They are already creeped out by you. Might as well go full terror.
Bleed All About It – Cool Zombie Newspaper Fabric
Zombie undead uprising. Read all about it. This is going to be every newspaper when the apocalypse hits. And the only people left to read it are going to be undead dirtbags. Meaning politicians, cuz they have all the bunkers. And I’ll still skip to the comics. Actually this is Zombie Newspaper Fabric so you can re-fabric all of the stuff that got blood on it from when you killed that zombie in your living room. You know what I’m talking about.